In case you haven’t heard, Square Enix finally announced Kingdom Hearts 2.8: Final Chapter Prologue today. The PS4 remaster of the other mobile games in the series– Dream Drop Distance, 0.2 Birth by Sleep: A Fragmentary Passage (no, seriously), and X: Back Cover— is finally the straw that’s broken the camel’s back, as far as titles are concerned, with the fans.
Congratulations to the Kingdom Hearts series for using the worst and most hateful naming and numbering conventions in all of video games.
— Jeremy Parish (@gamespite) September 15, 2015
The most Square Enix of all Square Enix games.
https://twitter.com/pkollar/status/643692966461050881
Of course it's called Kingdom Hearts HD 2.8 Final Chapter Prologue. Because Kingdom Hearts 2.9 just made TOO much sense.
— Jonathon Dornbush (@jmdornbush) September 15, 2015
Kingdom Hearts II.8 Final Chapter Prologue manages to do the impossible in being an even more ludicrous title than Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days
— Chuggaaconroy (@chuggaaconroy) September 15, 2015
Kingdom Hearts has the most convoluted naming scheme I've ever seen. "Back Cover"? Really?
— Dustin Steiner (@GetSteinered) September 15, 2015
Kingdom Hearts 2.8. KINGDOM HEARTS 2.8. 2 POINT 8.
— Bones in the Sidquest Vortex (@bonesrubo) September 15, 2015
Kingdom Hearts 2.8 3/14: The Last Headscratcher
Convinced at this point the Kingdom Hearts title numbering system is a complex code that will save mankind
— Sharon Coone (@Sharcoone) September 15, 2015
The only way fans can cope is by poking fun at this point.
After Kingdom Hearts 2.8, I can't wait to play Kingdom Hearts 2.999999999.
— Keanu Najera (@spidermist) September 15, 2015
Kingdom hearts 2.9, 2.91, 2.95, 2.95.5, kingdom hearts 3 ground zeroes, kingdom hearts 3 episode 1 @SquareEnixUSA #KingdomHearts3
— chessie (@chessieeeeeee) September 15, 2015
https://twitter.com/SayakaMcGiggles/status/643791788298366976
https://twitter.com/sparkyclarkson/status/643791254581587969
https://twitter.com/TheGenericGuy59/status/643793703874744321
@HeathFeathASMR yo whats next after 2.8? kingdom hearts 2 8/9
— Human Being (@A_Human_Being0) September 15, 2015
https://twitter.com/albedo777/status/643794377656147968
https://twitter.com/TannerLPer/status/643795032500252672
Probably not that far off from how they name Kingdom Hearts games, to be honest.
3 days ago, at Square Enix headquarters… pic.twitter.com/gaPtmAsHnl
— André Fidalgo Silva (AndreFidalpheus) (@AndreFidalpheus) September 15, 2015
https://twitter.com/ColdmanHot/status/643751926358798336
Still, at least Final Chapter Prologue makes more sense than 358/2 Days, right? Maybe? No? Come up with your own Kingdom Hearts 2.8 title in the comments below.
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